i feel most like a failure when coerced into altruistic deeds.

its funny. charity people aka amnesty warriors aka sass-dementors (as i will now forever refer to them as), never break character. they must employ the most steadfast martians to have ever graced the earth. and even when our eyes locked, in the brief moment where i slipped up and looked into the face of the devil, seeking exoneration from this, from the very monster who would then milk me with the lick of a pen and a clipboard; my pleading eyes could not reach his.

#help